There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they’d bore you or something. Jane was different. We’d get into a goddam movie or something, and right away we’d start holding hands, and we wouldn’t quit till the movie was over. And without changing the position or making a deal out of it. You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
8-year-old polyglot Mabou Loiseau (8 languages, 8 musical instruments, sings) on Katie Couric
Mabou Loiseau speaks French, Arabic, Spanish, Russian, Mandarin, Creole, English, Sign Language and is learning Japanese. She also plays piano, violin, drums, guitar, harp, clarinet, flute, conga, sings and takes college level algebra.
From ‘Katie’ on ABC, July 10 2014.
reblogging again ‘cause she’s my favorite
Commander: GATHER ROUND MEN
Men: Sir, what is our mission?
Commander: We must…
Commander: BEDAZZLE OUR ENEMIES!!!!!
why wasnt i a part of this
IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY
what is this even from
THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT
WHAT IS THI S OMFG
but the real question is where can i watch this
this post gets me through everything
I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.
oh come one that blue ones not even tryign
the orange one isn’t even doing it right
the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying
best 4 minutes of my life
Just imagine being a parent in the audience trying to watch the tall yellow one or the light blue short one
I would never have been more proud of my child in my life!!
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?